Awesome photographer friend to come take pictures of me on a regular basis, tell me how hot I look, and ask me to pose like a sexy tiger.
-Must possess an excellent vocabulary of adjectives to encourage me.
-Must not laugh at me when I inevitably look silly.
-Must be patient when I whine about how nothing is turning out.
-Must be able to brave the elements!
-.... oh and I guess knowledge of a DSLR would be a plus too, but not a requirement :)